♥ Sweetie your sadly mistaken ♥

YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot!
RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!
This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>F.U.C.KStands For:Friends U Can Keep.So promise me
we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F.U.C.Ks are

my notes and comments r not working so i have to do everything through messages???

........................-......-..-....-------......------------...........-............-.............................----------------------------------------BAM!!!!! And ur done





Sorry dude we lost his well in my case train of thought.....

Bye bye Bree...tell ur brother there is enough food and that he won't die I promise...lol
God I hate babysitting sometimes...her brother wants to kill me I don't know what it is the kids either love me (Aiden) or hate me (zack) man two sided arguments I can't spell deprived of sleep wait what was I taking about????....anyways Zack hot pockety = yucky...and most kids don't eat 5. Things I forget what u kall them....haha remindes me of candy??? O.o
The thing u sleep on man...oh man I just rememberd bird died what that was its name???.....anyways large pizza sld = feed family not just one slice to sister and rest to Zack...love dude plz don't kill the non-sane one




Note to self...not a smart idea

nobody loves me
nobody cares
nobody picks me peaches and pears
nobody offers ma candy and cokes,
nobody listens and laughs at my jokes.
nobody helps when i get into a fight
nobody does my homework at night
nobody misses me
nobody cries
nobody thinks i'm a wonderful guy
so if you ask me who's my best friend, in a whiz,
ill stand up and tell you nobody is
but yesterday night i got quite the scare
i woke up and nobody was there
i called out and reached out for nobodys hand
in the darlness where nobody usally stands
then i poked through the house, in each cranny and nook,
but i found somebody each place i looked.
i searched till i'm tired, and now with the dawn,
theres no doubt--
nobodys gone

ye i am a nerd dont laugh at me

 

1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4.Do you think I'm cute? 5.Would you have sex with me? 6.Lights on or off? 7.Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12.Condom or skin? 13.Have sex on the first date? 14.Would you kiss me during sex? 15.Do you think I would be good in bed? 16.Would you use me as a booty call? 17.Can I use you as a booty call? 18.Can we take pictures of the act? 19.How long would we have sex? 20.Would you tell your friends about me?

Idk

I am done with my notes for tonight

Thnx!!!???!!!

Sorry to people that I was talking to on notes
They stopped working
Plz just send me a message????
Thnx

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( " )_( " ) chubby bunny

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( ")__( ") bunny that passed out. 

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( " )__( " ) bunny with glasses (foureyes bunny)

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( " )_( " ) grumpy bunny

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( " )_( " ) cash bunny

My buzznet is making me mad!!!!!!!
I want to shoot it lol

if this doesn't touch u.....you're heartless

One night a guy & a girl were
driving home from the movies.
The boy sensed there was
something wrong because of the painful
silence they shared between them
that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over
because she wanted to talk. She told him that her
feelings had changed & that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as he
slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note.
At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down
that very same street. He swerved
right into the drivers seat, killing the boy.
Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she
pulled it out & read it.
"Without your love, I would die."

1st:
If u post this on a bulletin in 5 minutes
someone special will message or call you.


2nd:
REPOST IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT THEM!!! (EVEN YOUR BEST FRIENDS!)

repost this with the title
"saddest love note"

Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys> his age rather> curious.>> He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out'> from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and> how it was done.>> One day he took his question to his mother, who> became rather flustered. Instead of explaining> things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the> curtains one night and watch his older sister and> her boyfriend.>> This he did. The following morning, Johnny described> EVERYTHING to his mother.>> "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while,> then he turned off most of the lights. Then he> started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must> be getting sick, because her face started looking> funny.>>> He must have thought so too, because he put his hand> inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way> the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the> doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding> her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because> pretty soon both of them started panting and getting> all out of breath.>> His other hand must have been cold because he put it> under her skirt.>> About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and> sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end> of the couch. This was when her fever started. I> knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt> really hot.>> Finally, I found out what was making them so> sick......-a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants> somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood> there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he> grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away.>> When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got> big, and her mouth fell open, and she started> calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it> was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell> her about the ones down at the lake by our house!>> Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by> biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it> with both hands and held it tight while he took a> muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the> eel's head to keep it from biting again.>> Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a> scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of> the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight.>> Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend> almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill> the eel by squashing it between them.>> After a while they both quit moving and gave a great> sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they> killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there,> limp, and some of its insides were hanging out.>> Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the> battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He> started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the> eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started> to fight again.>> I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or> something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to> kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute> struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was> dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin> off and flush it down the toilet.>> Now that you've read it, post it and have goodluck> in "gettin' sum" forever...Ignore it, and U will> have a bad sex life!!! SO REPOST THIS!!! WITH THE> TITLE

"I'm betting dreams upon my paper wings Because flying isn't just for kings I take the stair to the very top floor I paid the super to leave open the door A perfect summer is sinking in the sky I know my body is ready to fly I start the countdown backwards from ten When I reach one my family name will end Falling down as windows pass I start to cry And curse the day my parent laid In a bed of hopelessness Where I was made please mark my grave 'unkown'""

choose 1 appropriate colour for me.......... i m waiting for ur reply...silver :- u r a good time passGold :- u r sweet as honeyblack:- i hate and dont want uRed:- i love u and i want u in my lifeWhite :- i like ur natureGreen :- u r some 1 special 2 mecopper :- i like ur stylepurple :- i like ur companybrown:- u r sweet as choclateskyblue :- U r very sweetpeach :- u r jolly and very entertaning [funny]aqua :- just love u [muuaaaaah ] [kisses]violet :- i am falling in love with uteal :- slowly u r becomming my friendorange :- u r a good friendolive :- u r my best friend with whom i can share my secretsGray :- u r attractiveBlue :- cool ,stylishstone gray :- we are friends foreverHot Pink :- u r sexy

Since you opened this. You`ll get kissed by the love of your life on Friday. Unless you break this chain, then you won`t get kissed on Friday. Read this first...
dude: I love her more than the air I breathchick: well im always here for you.dude: I know.chick: What's wrong???dude: I like her so much.chick: Talk to her.dude: I don't know. She won't ever like me.chick: Don't say that. You're amazing.dude: I just want her to know how I feel.chick: Then tell her.dude: She won't like me.chick: How do you know that?dude: I can just tell.chick: Well just tell her.dude: What should I say?chick: Tell her how much you like her.dude: I tell her that daily.chick: what do you mean?dude: I'm always with her. I love her.chick: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me.dude: Wait. Who do you like?chick: Oh some boy.dude: Oh... she won't like me either.chick: She does.dude: How do you know?chick: Because, who wouldn't like you?dude: You.chick: You're wrong, I love you.dude: I love you too.chick: So are you going to talk to her?dude: I just did.

Ignore this, and you`ll be cursed with 20 years of bad relationships.

chicks- If you think this is sweet, repost itdudes- If you are man enough to say this to a chick, repost it.

Repost this as *teen love*

How sex starts
Now this ........ is funny...true..but funny!!!

...a smile leads to a laugh
...a laugh leads to a high 5
...a high 5 leads to a hug
...a hug leads to a kiss
...a kiss leads 2 makeout
...a makeout leads 2 finger
...a finger leads to a hand
...a hand leads to a lick
...a lick leads to a suck
...a suck leads 2 a .........

So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.
...u add the bed
...subtract the clothes
...divide the legs
...leave your solution
...and pray you dont multiply!


post this right after u read it,
something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow.

Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!

Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years.

If you post this in 15 mins, your safe.

REPOST THIS AS "How Sex Starts

When you catch a girlglancing at you,she wants you to lookback and {{smile}} =)
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When a girl bumps into your armwhile walking with youshe wantsyou to hold her hand
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When she wants a hugshe will just stand there
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When you break a girls heartshe still feels it whenyou run into each other 3 years later
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When a girl is quiet,millions of things are running through hermind
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When a girl is not arguing,she is thinking deeply
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When a girl looks at you with eyes full ofquestions,she is wondering *how long you will bearound*
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When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after afew seconds,she is {{NOT}} at all fine
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When a girl stares at you,SHE IS WONDERING WHY YOU ARE PLAYING GAMES.
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When a girl lays her head on your chest,she is wishing for you to be hers FOREVER
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When a girl says she can't livewithout you,she has made up her mind that YOU areher future
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When a girl says, "I miss you,"no one in this world can miss you morethan that
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When a girl is mean to you after a break-upshe wants you back, but shesscared she'll get hurt and knowsyou're gone forever
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Guy Facts:

When a guy calls you,he wants to be with you
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When a guy is quiet,He's listening to you.
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When a guy is not arguing,He realizes he's wrong
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When a guy says, "I'm fine." after a fewminuteshe means it
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When a guy stares at you,he wishes you would care about him andwonders if you do
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When your laying your head on a guy'schest,he has the world
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When a guy calls/texts/comments you everyday,he is in love
____________________________________________When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,he means it
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When a guy says he can't live without you,he's with you till your done
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When a guy says, "I miss you,"he misses you more than you could haveever missed him or anything else
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repost this in 10 minutes and your truelove willcall you
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someone was on your mind as you read thisSEND this as
IF YOU'RE A GUY :: " .inside a guys head
AND
IF YOU'RE A GIRL ::". inside a girls head

A fellow walks into his doctor's office, complaining that he thinks he might have a tapeworm. The doctor makes a physical examination and listens to the symptoms, and concurs with the self-diagnosis.
"I want you to come back tomorrow, to start treatment. Bring a banana and a cookie with you," said the doctor.
Despite the seemingly odd request, our hero complies, and returns the next day with a banana and a cookie. The doctor says, "Okay, now drop your pants and bend over. This is going to hurt a bit."
Although leery about the turn of events, the patient drops his pants and bends over. The doctor peels the banana and with one deft motion rams it up the guy's butt. While the doctor consults his watch, our hero dances around the room shouting at the doctor.
"Okay, one minute is up, and we have to complete the second part of the treatment if your truly want to get rid of this tapeworm," advises the doc.
Despite the pain, the patient does want to be cured, so complies with the order to bend over again. Again, the doctor takes the cookie and rams it up the patients butt.
"Okay, tomorrow I want to see you here at the same time, and bring another banana and a cookie," says the doctor.
The now humbled patient, with tears of pain in his eyes, nods his head.
Next day, the same routine ensues. First the doctor rams up a banana, waits exactly one minute, then rams up a cookie. And the next day, and the next day and the next!! Every day UP goes a banana, wait one minute, then UP goes a cookie.
After one full week of treatments, the doctor finally says, "Well, tomorrow is the LAST day of treatments. I want you to bring in a banana and a hammer."
"Not a cookie?" asks the very frightened patient, trying to imagine what a hammer was going to feel like.
"Nope, a hammer," confirmed the doctor.
The last day the doctor says, "Okay, you know the routine".
So the man drops his pants and bends over. UP goes the banana, and the doctor looks at his watch and picks up the hammer. One minute passes. Then two minutes. Three. Four minutes pass.
Then a little head pokes out of the patients ass yelling, "WHERE'S MY COOKIE!?!"

Sex joke!! LolBody: Okay so a guy isnearing theend of hissenioryear in high school.Unfortunately,he still has to share a room with hisyoungerbrother who is only 9yearsold.



One night, he decides to bring hisgirlfriend homefor a little fun.Theyhave bunk beds and the guy notices thathis littlebrother is alreadyasleepon the lower bunk, so he and hisgirlfriend climbupto the top bunk.As youmight expect things start to heat up.





The guy remembers that his little brotherissleeping below so he tellshisgirlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wantsitharder and "tomato" ifshewants a new position.






Lettuce!!!






















Tomato!!!






















Lettuce!!!























Tomato!!!























Lettuce!!!




















Tomato!!!





















She screams.


















Lettuce!!!



























Tomato!!!




Whoa!!!







PULL IT OUT!!!













PULL IT OUT NOW!!!










I can't get pregnant!











Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,would youguys stop makingsandwiches up there! You're gettingmayonnaiseall over myface!*!*!*!*!



Post This



1 hour- You'll have bad sex




20 min - Your crush will kiss you



15min - Your crush will tongue you



5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out


under 2 min - You will stay with yourcrush forever


repost this asSEX JOKE

DO ALL THIS WHEN THE MOMENTS ARE RIGHT (RIGHT TIMING)~~~You've got to mean every bit of it!!!~~ make sure they always mean something!~~ALL of it!!!~~~~
60 things a girl wants but wont ask
1. Touch her waist.2. Actually talk to her.3. Share secrets with her.4. Give her 1 of your sweatshirts5. Kiss her slowly.
Are you remembering this?
6. Hug her.7. Hold her.8. Laugh with her.9. Invite her everywhere.10. Hangout with her and your friends together.
KEEP READING
11. Smile with her.12. Take pictures with her.13. Pull her onto your lap.14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.
Are you thinking of someone?
16. Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her.17. Kiss her unexpectedly.18. Hug her from behind around the waist.19. Tell her she's beautiful.20. Tell her the way you feel about her.
One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.
21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.22. Tell her she's your everything - ONLY if you mean it.23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her.24. Make her feel loved.25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know
WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE IT AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US
26. DON'T lie to her27. DON'T cheat on her!28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants
29. Text messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work {or school}, and how much you MISS her.
30. Be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on you.
ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BECAUSE, IT'S IMPORTANT
31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold YOU too.32. When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her.33. Kiss her on the CHEEK; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY.35. Dont EVER tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her.
REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT

36. When people DISS her, stand up for her.37. Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.38. Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so you can cuddle.39. When walking next to each other grab her HAND.40. When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possible
MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED
41. Call or text her EVERY night to wish her SWEET DREAMS42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears.43. Take her for LONG walks at night.44. ALWAYS remind her how much you love her.45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much u love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her.46. Rub her back--feels good47. Give her your coat if she's cold--thats always cute :)48. Write letters on her back with your finger--feels good =]49. Let her sit on your lap50. DON'T poke her hard...but if you want to mess around just do it lightly.51. HOLD her HAND in PUBLIC.52. Even if she looks BAD one day tell her she's BEAUTIFUL53. Keep conversations flowing...talk about anything usually they just go along with it.54. If their hair is in their face move it out of her face and then kiss her passionately and gently.55. Surprisingly sneak up on her and hug her from behind--loves it.56. Kiss her in the rain.57. Pick her up like in The Notebook and kiss her.58. Slow dance with no music59. Don't ignore her or be nervous around her--everything is going to be okay.60. Love her, kiss her, hold her, and you'll be good to go.

repost this in 20 sec. or you will losethe one you care about the most!
Guys Repost: "i would do this for her"Girls Repost: "60 things a girl wants but wont ask

boy and girl talking on the phone...
-GirlI love you.

- Boy:Yeah I know everyone does!

-Girl:Really?

- Boy:Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday.

- Girl:Oh...but am I only your friend?

- Boy:No...you're my girlfriend...why?

- Girl:So when I say I love you I really do mean it.

- Boy:Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love me anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more each and everyday.

- Girl:......

- Boy:So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary?

- Girl:Yeah...where?

- Boy:I dont know...maybe movie then dinner?

-Girl:Ok.

- Boy:Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok?

- Girl:Ok. What time do you get off?

- Boy:In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20 mintues...

-Girl:hey...I thought you didnt have work today...

- Boy:One of my co-workers called in sick.

- Girl:Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then?

- Boy:Yeah! and babe?

- Girl:Yeah?

- Boy:I love you.

- Girl:I love you too!

- Boy:Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.

- Girl:Ok bye.

- Boy:Bye.

****************************

2 hours later...

The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell.

- Girl:Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)

- Boy:Wassup...you ready?

- Girl:Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok?

- Boy:Ok.

They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head back to the car but before she got into the car...

- Boy:Wait! Can I blind fold you?

- Girl:Why??!

- Boy:Its a suprise.

- Girl:What kind of suprise?

- Boy:A big one.

- Girl:Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.

- Boy:I promise.

- Girl:Ok blind fold me...

So they drove off...........and then they stoped.

- Boy:Ok we're here!

-Girl:Where?

- Boy:Wait let me walk you to the place!

- Girl:What place?

- Boy:Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)

- Girl:Baby!...

The boy walks her to the place.

- Boy:Ok...let me take the blind fold off.

- Girl:Where are we?

He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at that same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend....

- Girl:Omg...(tears come down)

- Boy:Why are you crying?

- Girl:This is where you first asked me out...

- Boy:What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks)

- Girl:(tears come down faster)

- Boy:I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing!

- Girl:Get up!

- Boy:Yeah?

- Girl:(kisses him)

- Boy:Is that a yes or a no?

- Girl:Yes.

If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life!
BUT!
If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you want it to!
You have 3 minutes to repost this.
if your a girl repost this as "THE SWEETEST BOY EVER"
And if your a boy post as "WHAT I WOULD DO FOR MY Girl

DO NOT CHEATOR IT WON'T WORK ANDYOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T.
TAKE 3 MINUTESTRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.








THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAIDHER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL
NO CHEATING!!!!












THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.







DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.





IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY

1st. Get PEN and PAPER
2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW
3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.
4th SCROLL DOWN
ONE LINE AT THE TIMEDON`T READ AHEADotherwiseYOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.










1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.






2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2,
WRITE DOWN ANY2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.
DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?












3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7,
WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERSOF THE OPPOSITE SEX. SAME SEX IF GAY












CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT













4. WRITE ANYONES NAME
(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...)next to 4, 5, & 6.














DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID












5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11















6. Finally,
MAKE A WISH



















ARE YOU READY?HERE IS THE
KEY TO THE GAME















1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE THAT LIKE YOU is found in
SPACE 2






2. THE PERSON IN SPACE
3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE







3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in
SPACE 7

.





4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in
SPACE 4








5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO
KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.








6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR
LUCKY STAR








7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE
PERSON IN NUMBER 3







8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE
PERSON IN 7








9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT
YOUR MIND







10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU
FEEL ABOUT LIFE







11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR
LUCKY NUMBER


repost thisWITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.




IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE

Body: This iS A TRUE STORY AND iF YOU DONT PASS THiS ON YOU DONT HAVE A SOUL!!!My name is ChrisI am three,My eyes are swollenI cannot see,I must be stupidI must be bad,What else could have madeMy daddy so mad?I wish I were betterI wish I weren't ugly,Then maybe my mommyWould still want to hug me.I cant do a wrongI cant speak at allOr else im locked upAll day long.When im awake im all aloneThe house is darkMy folks aren't homeWhen my mommy does come homeI'll try and be nice,So maybe ill just getOne whipping tonight.I just heard a carMy daddy is backFrom Charlies barI hear him curseMy name is calledI press myselfAgainst the wallI try to hideFrom his evil eyesIm so afraid nowI'm starting to cryHe finds me weepingCalls me ugly words,He says its my faultHe suffers at workHe slaps and hits meAnd yells at me more,I finally get freeAnd run to the doorHes already locked itAnd I start to bawl,He takes me and throws meAgainst the hard wallI fall to the floorWith my bones nearly broken,And my daddy continuesWith more bad words spoken,"Im sorry!", I screamBut its now much to lateHis face has been twistedInto a unimaginable shapeThe hurt and the painAgain and againO please God, have mercy!O please let it end!And he finally stopsAnd heads for the doorWhile I lay there motionlessSprawled on the floorMy name is ChrisI am three,Tonight my daddyMurdered meAnd you can helpSickens me to the soul,And if you read thisand don't pass it onI pray for your forgivnessBecause you would have to beOne heartless personTo not be affectedBy this PoemAnd because U R affected,Do something about it!So all i ask you to doIs pass this on!IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!PLEASE COPY AND PASTE THIS AND PASS IT ON !!REPOST THIS AS "daddy it hurts

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.


The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.


The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'


Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny,
are you sure I don't have enough money?''


The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''


Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.


The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.


Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.


'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.


She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'


I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.


But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'


His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''


My heart nearly stopped.


The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'


Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'


'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'


Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.


I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''


'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.


The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'


Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''


'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''


'My mommy loves white roses.'


A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.


I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.


I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.


Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young
woman and a little girl.


The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical
state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the
life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.


Was this the family of the little boy?


Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.


I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.


She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.


I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is
still, to this day, hard to imagine.


And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.


Now you have 2 choices:


1) Repost this. only for ones who have a heart


2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"
The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
"You're wasting your time, " said the boy.
"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

Subject: what would u do if i was ur gf 1.) How many times a day would you kiss me?

2.) Would you hold me?

3.) Would you take me places?

4.) Would you love me?

6.) Would you lie to me?

7.) If I was sick what would you do?

9.) Would you leave me for one of my friends?

10.) Want to have a future with me?

11.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them?

12.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad?

13.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out?

14.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends?

15.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do?

16.) If me and one of your friends argued, whos side would you be on?

17.) Would you give me your myspace password?

18.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail?

19.) If I said I loved you would you say it back?

20.) How good do i look from 1-10?

21.) How do you feel about me?

22.) Have i ever made you smile?

23.) Want to spend the night with me?

24.) Would we just chill together?

25.) If you had an empty house would you call me to come over?

26.) Are you gunna repost this so i can reply?

I promise you my love I promise you my heart I promise you my life I promise we'll never be apart
I promise not to hurt you I promise to never make you cry I promise to always trust you I promise not to lie
I promise you forever I promise you tonight I promise you my respect I promise to do things right
I promise to always be there I promise until the end I promise to always love you I promise to be your best friend
I promise you my love I promise you my life I promise this forever I promise our friendship is my life
your the PEANUT to my BUTTER , your the STAR to my BURST, your the M to my M, your the POP to my TART, your the MILKY to my WAY, your the FRUIT to my LOOP, your the MILK to my DUDS, your the LUCKY to my CHARMS, your the ICE to my CREAM, your the GHETTO to my BOOTY, but mostly.... your the BEST to my FRIEND

Reply with an x to the following options.
(yes you can pick more than one)

[ ]- I used to like you [ ]- I used to love you [ ]- I think ur hott and would do stuff with you but not go out with you [ ]- I dont like you [ ]- I have a HUGE crush on you [ ]- I'm in love with you [ ]- I think im still in love with you and i shouldn't be [ ]- I really want to talk to you and get to know you and hopefully something will happen [ ]- I'm with someone else but for some reason i still have feelings for you [ ]- I want to marry you [ ]- I want a relationship with you [ ]- I want to hold your hand [ ]- i love you and would enjoy makin sweet love to you right now [ ]- I'm scared of liking you [ ]- I have a gf/bf but i like you [ ]- I love you but its starting to fade away [ ]- I love you [ ]- I would fuck the shit out of you [ ]- i wanna kiss you [ ]- I wanna full-on make out with you [ ]- I like/love you so much it hurts [ ]- I really like you and i have for a really time, Im not lying


On a scale of 1-10, how interested in me are you?

What do you like about me?








you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do?
1) Go back to sleep 2) Slap me 3) Cuss me out 4) Stop drinking so much. Damn! 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle 7) F**k me 8) Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops 11) Other (Please specify)

Every thing used to be alright,But now my feelings I must smite,
My life is spiraling out of control,I no longer wish to play this role,
I used to be safe to be around,Now all I hear is the sound,
Of my hurt and silent tears,And I am stuck with all my fears,
I only hurt those dear to me,Why can't any body see,
I can only make you fall,It's like talking into a wall,
Please wont you just give up on me,Just know you have to believe me.

Shes the happiest shes ever beenBut still they try to change herShes torn between giving upand giving inThey just cant see the hurt behind the angerShe lashes out because she cant getout the painThey tell her medicine will fix it allbut they cant see doing this she looses a part of herselfShe wants them to love herBut she fears there giving upShe cant seem to get along with themNo matter how hard she triesIts a never ending battleThat shes lost all hope in

i just want to love youi just want to hug youi just want to be there for you till the day you diei just want to kiss youi just want to hold youi just want to be there to protect you till the day you dieno matter what you might think,no matter what you might say,no matter what you might do,no matter what happens i will be there for you forever

Antagonizing pleasure Placed upon my lips Where dreams come true In just one kiss!
Sharing an afternoon of ecstasy Closing the door on realityNot even the thickest iceberg Could melt the lust I feel inside!



I shed my fears faster than my clothes The anticipation begins to unfold My heart begins to pound faster As you come closer
Just one look from your eyes And I become hypnotized A river of sins, to which I concede Just one kiss, caused the undoing of me!
Your lips gently pressed against mine A silent submission of tongues intertwined My mouth tenderly pressed against yours My voice trembles as you start to explore
Electric shocks as your tongue touches mine An erotic dance of passing time My heart's racing as fast as yours My body's craving for something more!
Starving and Craving For an evening Of erotic bliss Where dreams come true In Just One Kiss.

Message: Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

look in my eyesgaze into my souland understand whyi lost control
just a normal girldreamt of age sixteenonly days awayof truly being seen
a boy had my heartthought barely seemed to knowbut i didn't careand my love continued to grow
mom told me to be patientnever take life too fastbut i was getting eagerand didn't want this to last
i did everything to help myselfand mom never knewshe always trusted meno matter what i seemed to do
which is why i bleached my hairgot my navel pierced toothe other girls were impressedand he was pleased too
it wasn't enoughnot even at allmaybe i could lose a fewcould i grow more tall?
i heard of many dietshow they were dangerousbut i was only curiousand decided to try it
my friends noticed it firstsaid i looked greati felt the same wayno longer a size eight
he finally approached mesmiling and gorgeoustold me how perfect i wasand how this made him nervous
if only i wasn't so youngas to hear anything but a liei was too caught upthat it passed me right by
that's what he had hoped foras he invited me to a partyi was happy to say yesbut needed to get lucky size three
the headaches were fineand i got dizzy at firstbut then things changedand symptoms got worse
mom being sweet and gentleasked with heavy concerni said it was nothingjust another lesson to be learned
but i was weak and tiredwanting nothing but resteven though eating would'vedone me the best
the big nightmy first datehead said all the right wordsand was extra sweet
as much as i wanted to smilei could only think of the painthe stupidity of my mistakesand the cost of empty gain
my legs didnt worki was too sick to standhe tried to take his chancelike only a desperate boy can
all i wanted was my momfor her to make it okayuntil everything grew blackand the colours faded away
i woke up to a flash of whiteconfused by the machinesit twisted into a blurand then i heard nothing but screams
she was there in a flashwith tears in her eyesthe doctor explained to herhow i had ruined my insides
mom watched me with morethan disappointmentdeeply anguished bythis moment
they told my i had anorexiaas i laid there trying to be strongfighting the urge to weepsomehow i knew all along
i didn't know which hurt moremy bones or the way my mom lookedi destroyed her like i did myselfunknowing of how much heartache it took
i made a terrible sacrificeby hurting my mothermy actions and consequencesaffected another
now understand my storythat thin is not always healthyand tell yourself with dignity"no one will ever change me"

Dreaming
here in my bedi can't get you out of my headstaring at the ceilingi can't stand this feeling
thinking of your loveand what its made ofthrough the passing timesending cold shivers  down my spine
because you aren't hereand i want to be therelying beside youand holding you too
singing songs to one anotherabout how much we love each otherthen as the night comes sooni'll lead you out of your room
out past your front doorand the night becomes our dance floorholding you tightas we slow dance all night
to the best love song ever"i will never let you fall""i'll stand up with you forever"babe we can make it through it all
i tell you that and take your handas we listen to the final bandbut then i awake to find that this was fake
but this all goes to showi love you more than you knowand maybe some day you'll seethat you mean the world to me

I don't want to go to skool tonorrow!!!! I had this that's is due sometime this week and I didn't do it....I blame kat!!!! Lol no idk I don't want to go to skool....it scares me :( lol....I am board :)

Thnx kat for pouring ice cold water down my shirt!!!!!


Well anyeays I am very sleepy nite nite!!!!! XD

If i could love you i would love you how your pose to be loved if i could give you a kiss i would of give you a ton if i could make you laugh i would just laugh along with you if i could miss you i would call you every day just to talk to you if i could be yours i would give you my heart in all one day if i could be that one persone you think of all the time i would of think of you ten times more if i could of been that one you told every one thats her i would write your name in my heart and let it stay there for good if i could have that romance with you i would give it right to ya if i could make you happy every time we was togather i would make that time last for ever if i could give you every thing i got i would give you alot if i could be that girl to hold your hand i would never let you slip away from that hand if i could be that medicine i would ease away the pain if i could be that one to write your name every where i would be the first so write it in the clouds if i could tell you how much i really love you i would go whisper in your ear and say its ganna last forever baby.

"""""""There was acucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how theirlives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat,and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks athim and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, andjuicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in ajar." The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough?When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber strap on my head,stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until Ithrow up and pass out!. Send to eight of your freakiest friends.

Wow i just woke up and i feel a lot better than yesterday! But damn i slept like 12 hours or so that is alot for me......i think maybe today is going to b a pretty good day?



But i am really cold!!!!!!!

Message: Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled monkey food... There's at least 1 person on your yearbook that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits"
The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox saying "Im yours".
If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it".
SCARED? LOL
THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your list that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you.
SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery.
Don't be a chicken!!

Like ripples on the waterand the sands of timelife goes on line by endless line
Live and let livesome may saybut we all know that there's coming a day
When war and faminepestilence and deathwill draw from usour final breath
Life's curtain will fallthe show will endso listen closeas i tell you, dear friend
Love will comeand love will gobut my love for youyou will never know....


Michelle

HardinCopyright 1993